BOOXMOWO
ATTENTION TPP TAG. A IS IN MT. MOON AND APPROACHING THE FOSSILS.
A Magikarp with Flamethrower! O_O

A Magikarp with Flamethrower! O_O

I love our new Magikarp guys!

I love our new Magikarp guys!

MEGA HORN?!

I’m loving this Surskit more and more every day.

We got back ZDNNNG! And you should know that from now on I am going to call him the Cheshire Communist.

The new A-Team
  • Hijinks, the world’s laziest Machop.
  • A water strider that shoots lasers (not lame defense lowering lasers like LazorGator’s, ACTUAL HYPER BEAMS).
SLUGMAS WITH DIZZY PUNCH AND POISON POINT!
TRUANT

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Our starter Machop in Fire Red has Truant.

This is amazing! We got the worst ability in the entirety of Gen III by pure chance!

We just named our protag A again! I don’t know what to say…
Living in the Pokémon World would honestly be completely overwhelming

Imagine you’re going out for a walk at dawn in a field near your hometown. You listen to the xylophone-like chirping of the Kricketots. The sun starts to emerge from behind the mountains. As it rises you notice something; at least fifty Cherrim opening their buds row by row as the light touches them! After just watching the scene for a good two minutes you lean down towards the nearest one and it runs up to you. It runs a bit too fast and crashes into you, but you don’t mind, mainly because you’ve been thrown past the mountains and you’re too dazed to register anything that had just happened, let alone calculate that the stacked Flower Gifts had given the Cherrim a ~637621500.2x multiplier on its Attack stat.